Entries
from the Journal of Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thrain, son of Thror,
Rightful King Under the Mountain and Lord of Durin, Cousin to Dain of
the Iron Hills, on his Journey to Reclaim That which is Rightfully
His from the Terror of Smaug
Entry
the First
It
seems our fortunes may be changing at last. The sorcerer known as
Gandalf, ever a trusted counsellor of my grandfather in his time on
the throne, has for whatever reason decided to make his presence
known to us. He claims to have found the perfect fourteenth member
for our expedition, such that we may properly begin without cursing
ourselves from the start. Not just a new companion, but a burglar
of the highest esteem he promises us. Should his honeyed words prove
themselves true, we may yet reclaim the Mountain. We journey to this
fellow's abode in a land to the west known as the Shire at once. With
luck and a few day's hard marching, we may make it there in ten days'
time. I retire to mt quarters for the time being, and shall continue
this recording at a later date.
Entry
the Second
Useless
burglar. I haven't the faintest idea why Gandalf would have
recommended him, though the conjurer continues to insist that we'll
see his worth in time. Not even halfway to the Misty Mountains and
he's almost gotten us all killed! Of course Gandalf also abandons and
rejoins us at his own discretion, with no word of warning even to me.
At this rate, we won't even make it back home before we're the lot of
us dead. Bilbo finds the trolls, and what does he do? Picks one's
pocket! Every layman knows their wallets talk! Seeing as he's meant
to be this party's burglar, shouldn't he at least know the basics of
his trade? Now the others are all in a fit as well, scared from those
troll's threats. Fili and Kili are putting up well, though. Good
strong boys. They'll do well for themselves in time, if this journey
isn't the end of us. Anyway, Gandalf has deigned to ride with us
again, eating well more than his share of the rations. At least they
should hold out 'til we reach Rivendell. I must retire for now, and
hope the sorcerer and his pet don't rob us blind in the night.
Entry
the Third
It
has been long since I last recorded my thoughts in this book. To be
fair, there hasn't been much opportunity! Seeing my last entry, I
must express regret at my thoughts of Bilbo. He has proven himself
many times over! Twice, now, he has saved all our lives and thrice
his own in the most resourceful manner. A magic ring! Stolen from the
home of a horrid wretch of a creature no less. Then he escapes the
spiders in Mirkwood and frees us, and leads them off -
single-handedly - so that we might escape. Already, he had my
greatest respect – then he hatches the plan to sneak us out of the
Elf-King's dungeons in barrels down the river. Barrels! Never would
have thought of it myself. Though of course, he
wasn't the one who had to ride for a day and a month in a cramped
barrel. Still, I am pleased with the reception we got at Lake-Town.
The descendants of the folk of Dale still remember my Grandfather's
legend. It is inspiring, almost as heartening as the rations we got
from their master. Meek man, that one. I don't trust him as far as I
can throw him. I'd wager he'd never have given us aid had the
townsfolk not pressured him into it. But Lake-Town is behind us now,
and we approach the Lonely Mountain, home of my forefathers. Tomorrow
we climb, and search for the secret door marked on my father's map. I
must rest now, for tomorrow all our efforts come to a head. Nothing
matters more.
Entry
the Fourth
I
trusted him. Trusted him! And he would dare!? To take it, the
Arkenstone, from my vaults? For him to merely touch it without
my direct permission should be cause enough to behead the creature,
but for that wretched burglar to steal it? Heresy upon my
grandfather's grave. Not only that, he added insult to injury by
giving the stone to the Dale-men and the elves. Gandalf, too! I plot,
I say, a plot between the two of them from the start. Never trust a
wizard. “I have pressing business elsewhere,” he says.
Disappears, leaves us to die in that blasted forest. And now a war on
our doorstep. To challenge the rightful King of Durin and demand a
share of his wealth? Never! A dwarf's gold is his own, and no
other's. Fortunately, my cousin Dain of the Iron Hills in the
north-west stands with me. He marches to our aid post-haste. But I
despair, for there are rumours of the goblins mobilizing in the
mountains. This may be the end of us all, should this fortress' walls
not hold. I pray only that I might reclaim the Arkenstone before I
die a glorious death on the battlefield. Whoever should find this
book, if it is not burned, I ask that you ensure the Arkenstone is
safe. And Farewell!
A/N:
In translating these texts, I have done some of my own research into
the subject. While the goblin horde was driven back – only barely –
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain, did die defending his
post on the mountain. The Arkenstone was returned to the Lonely
Mountain, and Dain stayed to rule his cousin's kingdom. A truce was
forged between the Dwarves, Elves, and Men of that land, though
whether any of those kingdoms remain is lost to the ages. The hobbit
burglar Baggins (later revealed to have had no malicious intent, as
Oakenshield's last entry might attest) returned to his home in the
West. Gandalf disappeared, though he returns in many other stories of
the age. Though Thorin's tale may seem a tragedy, it is worth noting
that he met and reconciled with Bilbo before his death, and he passed
peacefully in the company of friends. His untimely end was mourned by
all.
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